- Recounting of hated things. One w/Beat-in Face hates flowers. No-ears hates meadows even more. Orange-body hates glades. W: continue recounting hated topography in orcish until you can't think of anymore. Follow the orcs as they go to destroy the last beautiful thing mentioned.
- Torturing wildlife. Its cries, their laughter and grunting. W: choose a PC, zoom in on her. Test her fortitude: fight or flight. Pass: her player chooses. Fail: 50/50. Give her a bonus if she charges in. She acts too quickly for the other players to stop her.
- Leadership challenge. Argument between preppy squad alpha and hungry wannabe. Trashtalk, hooting, spectator-encircling. W: the two strip naked. First to disembowel the other wins! 80/20 alpha wins.
- What is this feeling. Disregard #. There is one orc, large intelligent eyes. He is caring in secret for a wounded spotted goat, stroking its face. He doesn't know how to help it. Very protective of it, embarrassed and incomprehensible of his compassion. R+ if you go Dungeon Veterinarian.
- Sharing-circle. The orcs are circled up, standing one at a time to recount with great solemnity and attention to physical detail, in stop-motion poetry, their last murder/torture. This is very meaningful to everyone. W: a sketchy rat-tailed orc laughs. The rest murder him quickly and leave him in his pooling blood while the sharing-circle completes. They will drag him and toss him somewhere.
- Graffiti gangs. Split the # in half. One half wears lamb skulls; the other wolf skulls. One tags in blood, the other in tar. They meet and yell over who gets to tag the intersection. W: fight. Each round, random side loses a man. Check morale as normal.
- Usurpation. Conspiracy afoot. These are the last moments of a plot to overthrow the orc leader. They whisper and look sketchy. W: follow them as they burst in and try for the coup: 80/20 fail.
- Plots. The pocketwatched strategist plans the next raid. Hears questions from underlings. W: kills a yes-man without anger, in perfect deliberation. If the PCs can understand orcish: they now know their next move and have time to warn whomever, set up ambushes, etc. Orcs then head for the shrine of their terrible deity.
- Masquerade. A ritual procession wearing crude wooden masks. They bear bowls of the greatest foods orcs can cook. Are actually human-edible. Still gross. Each cries out a single word, then the next cries out. Long way to tell a story. W: follow to open area in which they present the food to the priest-whittler of the masks. He eats a bowl, judges it good, and the rest have a raucous feast with plenty of intoxicants.
- Gravity gun. Hushed whispers. The orcs have found a solar-powered gravity gun (very long line of effect; attract/repulse items at projectile speeds up to its charge limit; charge limit 2000 lbs; recharges 100lbs/hr in bright sun, less in dimmer light; each repulsion/attraction reduces charge by weight of object). Got no charge right now, only shakes/hums. Of course can be recharged. W: will bring to their leader for storage in hate-treasury.
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Sunday, February 16, 2014
Orcs
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Goblins
I apologize in advance.
- Chasing an escaped, half-skinned tawny cat. Unbearable cries. Please euthanize it. W: 3r, the most depraved will catch it and finish skinning it with bare hands, then leave it there alive.
- Who-Is-More-Hardcore-Competition. Chopping bits off themselves w/rusty cleavers. W: 1t, both are winners/losers. Spectators fall to cannibalizing the competitors.
- Blissed out. High as kites on azure cave-drippings. Follow them to the source-stalactite.
- Rageheads. Wired like a crackhead drinking a redbull. Aggressive like distillation of depraved testosterone. W: 9r, one bumps into another, and they choke on each other's intestines while the others laugh. Follow to source of mood-altering bloodred crystalline substance.
- Art. Tremendous cackling. They are destroying beautiful frescoe, will fall asleep in its rubble.
- Science. Area contains huge precision titrimetry system. They are playing dodgebeaker with the stuff. 1/6 items thrown are caustic/flammable.
- Humanities. Goblins excreting. Ripping pages from ancient tomes for waste paper. d6 (50g) tomes left unless W.
- Friendship. Arms lashed together, butting heads repeatedly, bleeding, screaming. Others chanting, jumping. W: 3r, both pass out, not dead. General celebration: these shall be friends for life.
- Profanity. [censored] activities with religious statue. If P slaughters goblins, statue will animate, grant boon, promise blessing if goblin-genocide complete and statue washed in the blood of them all. Will deliver too.
- Oral history. The rest @ attention as wizened goblin narrates highlight reel of tribe. Accompanied by goblins performing obscene puppetry reenactments with skeletons of victims affixed to poles.
- Drink after work. Chugging fermented rat-milk from skull-mugs as they drag back their rotted kills to the larder.
- Non-Aggression Principle. A goblin has somehow come to the conclusion that they should live at peace with other intelligent beings. He is preaching, toga-clad. W: 6r, they eat him alive out of boredom.
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